I hate my job.
I miss my mom.
I wish my cat could talk.
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
Can someone teach me how to not be offputting and desperate because
"Whatcha thinkin’ about?"
"Oh idk, Draugr stuff…"
Mom: You’ve been playing that thing for like 4 hours now, aren’t you tired?
Me: Mom you fucking casualMom goalslegalrehab
the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut